9613 S 170 E, Sandy, UT 84070

Tired of living in a place that looks like it was decorated by your grandma on Zoloft? Well then buckle up, buttercup, because I've got the dream house listing for you. This isn't your dad's basement (although, let's be honest, that probably had more character). This is a sleek, sophisticated 3-bedroom, 2.5-bathroom oasis that'll make your neighbors weep with envy. Here's the rundown, folks: 1,800 square feet of wide-open living space: Translation: there's enough room for you, your significant other, and all your action figures (hey, no judgement). Newer construction, baby! No outdated popcorn ceilings or shag carpets here. This place is move-in ready and guaranteed to impress your in-laws (or at least confuse them with its awesomeness). An open floor plan that's more party than partition: Whip up culinary masterpieces in the gourmet kitchen (complete with granite countertops and **fancy recessed lighting, because who doesn't love a little ambiance?) while your guests mingle and marvel. Speaking of mingling, this place practically begs for barbecues: Walk right out your back door to a fenced-in backyard with fruit trees (free snacks!). Need a break from the party? Retreat to your master suite, complete with a walk-in closet and a double vanity bathroom. Luxury? You bet your sweet bippy it is. Here's the real kicker: This bad boy boasts central air conditioning, a cozy fireplace, a two-car garage, and even extra storage space. Basically, it's got all the bells and whistles, like a tuxedo wearing a monocle while riding a unicycle. But wait, there's more! This gem is situated near parks, shopping centers, movie theaters, restaurants, and even a fancy light rail station (because who wants to be stuck in traffic, am I right?). Pets? We might be able to work with that, as long as they're small and adorable (just like me). Utilities are your responsibility, deposit is two grand, and there's a separate basement apartment thingy. Interested? Then stop scrolling through this ad and schedule a tour today! This place won't last long. 12-month lease minimum, deposit due at lease signing. Tenant(s) responsible for the proportional split of utilities.