533 NE Holladay St APT 202, Portland, OR 97232

See what you’ve been missing...You know what’s overrated? Mansions. Acres. Guest wings. Here’s what’s underrated: not cleaning rooms you never use. Living smarter, not bigger. Owning a 384-square-foot legend in the Lloyd District that eats beige listings for breakfast.This place is a punch of light and function to the jaw. It doesn’t pretend to be a five-bedroom farmhouse. It knows what it is—a perfectly composed, sunlit studio with just enough space for everything you actually need. Not a square inch wasted. Not a cabinet without purpose. It’s like a luxury yacht, minus the water and pirates.The kitchen? Stainless steel, modern finishes, and a bar counter ready for your 7 a.m. coffee and your 10 p.m. crisis nachos. There’s in-unit laundry, central A/C, and a full bathroom that doesn’t require contortionist training. It’s all here—sleek, sharp, and low-maintenance.Then, bam: a private patio. No, not “shared” or “Juliet” or “technically just a fire escape.” A real-deal outdoor space you can fill with plants, yoga mats, or an inflatable pool if you dare. It’s your backyard in the sky.Want it furnished? We can talk about it. Rentable for 30+ days? Absolutely. Snowbird crash pad? Money-making asset? Low-key villain lair? Yes to all.The HOA is well-funded and professionally managed, covering water, sewer, trash, exterior maintenance, cable, internet and that adorable community garden where you can pretend you have time to relax. You won’t, because you’ll be too busy being the person who actually lives here.The MAX Light Rail is your personal chariot. Downtown, PDX, Moda Center, all right there. The Lloyd District is getting hotter, smarter, and better-looking—just like you, once you buy this place.This isn’t a condo. It’s a lifestyle power-up. Come correct or don’t come at all.