4395 Dover St, Wheat Ridge, CO 80033

Have you ever said to yourself, "I wish I could live my best life in a fully furnished, completely remodeled home, located in a safe & quiet neighborhood near all the weird stuff I love, for less than 1400 bucks a month!" Well, non-smoking, pet-free, Sir or Madame, you have found the Zillow listing of your wildest fantasies. When I say remodeled, I mean literally you are the first person that will get to live here after the kitchen, living room & bathroom were all completely redone. Can you imagine being the first person to sit on a fresh toilet? The real question is are you willing to take responsibility for that awesome power? So, you might be like, "wow that looks like a pretty big house, how is this only 800 square feet?" And I would be like "well, this is half of a house, the bottom half, which has it's own entrance and everything, you would just share the washer and dryer with me. K, buddy?" And by "with me," I mean with my amazing mother, who lives upstairs. She likes Bunko (some sort of dice game), drinking appletini's and watching whatever is the worst Reality TV show Bravo has to offer. She also really loves smart, quiet, and self sufficient tenants. Don't worry if you don't know what Bunko is. My mom also wants me to mention the following: "great light & layout. New flooring, paint, bathroom tile & fixtures. Comfy chairs, nice long sofa, reading chair & queen size bed with new linens. Kitchen is fully furnished with pots & pans, dishes & flatware. Large fridge makes ice, microwave, electric cook top. Newly remodeled bath/shower has higher ADA compliant toilet (REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT THAT AWESOME POWER), grab bars, new vanity & towels. Shared laundry has front load washer & electric dryer. Large backyard is private with cement patio, glider and sun chair. Your flower box is ready for planting." My mom is so cute. This secret gem is 15 minutes from Downtown & 15 minutes from the mountains. I'm not a scientist, but that doesn't even seem possible. Wheat Ridge, you mysterious little town you. Back to your best life scenario. Imagine, you are a short drive down I-70 to downtown and yet you are only 2 blocks from a river, a freaking river, can you believe it?! Well, it is more of a creek, but still pretty rad. There is even this thing my mom calls a "greenbelt," I don't know what that means because I went to public school, but basically you can walk and ride your bike, and play frisbee and whatever else the millennials like to do. But please no "Pokemon Go" playing, just kidding, you can play "Pokemon Go," but NO "Team Instinct." If you are "Team Instinct" you need to grow up. Whether you want to spend your entire paycheck at Whole Foods or ball on a budget at Walgreens we are a short drive from a multitude of restaurants, grocery stores, shopping, art galleries, biker bars, manicurists, and a store that sells only lamp shades, not lamps, just the shades. Whoops just kidding, my mom says that store went out of business. Geeze, I wonder why. PS Do you have a bike? Or some ski gear? Or 35 mannequins? Doesn't matter, we even have shed storage for you. PPS You also get a giant yard completely to yourself that you don't even have to take care of! C'mon mom, If you would have offered me that sweet deal I would have never left home. Owner pays for trash, sewer, water, gas & electricity. None smoking or vaping household. Minimum credit score of 660, no evictions, proof of income.