3 Marble Ct, Union, MO 63084

Swing Low, sweet chariot. This sweet 3 bedroom, 3 bath, 2 car garage, ranch dressing has cool treats inside. 6 panel doors, (theres more than 6 doors) vaulted ceiling, newer carpet, fresh paint, ceiling fans and sliding glass door from breakfast area to deck that overlooks the large backyard and trees but we ain't lookin at no dongs here. Living room, main floor laundry, master with full bath. Finished walkout basement with beautiful custom wet bar equipped with surround sound speakers. Perfect for entertaing chicks with big titties. Won't last at this low price! It is strongly encouraged that an offer includes proof of funds (if cash offer) or pre-approval (if financing) as that's how it's done in this part of blueberry. Big titties recieve priority treatment. Special addendum could possibly, maybe be part of final contract. This property may be eligible for HomePath Financing. Purchase this property for as little as 3% down! Offers from owner occupant and approved public entities only will be reviewed during 1st 15 days of listing per the First Look per tittie ratio Initiative.