250 La Paloma APT 2, San Clemente, CA 92672

OCEAN VIEW and CATALINA ISLAND VIEW, 90% GUTTED AND EXTENSIVELY, PROFESSIONALLY REMODELED. Charming 2 bedroom 2 bath with Loads of character. In a 1957 Dingbat Architecturally styled Building. (What is a Dingbat?? Ask me and I will tell you). Hear the waves crash on the beach at night from this apartment. Lots and Lots of natural light come streaming through the Sliding Glass doors in both bedrooms and the Living Room. Located north of the pier bowl, out of the fray but close enough to walk to Del Mar for breakfast, lunch, dinner or the Farmers Market on Sunday. Walk to Linda Lane park 2 blocks away. Walk to the Pier. Walk to the beach trail for sunrise or sunset beach walks. 3 lots off the beach near beach trail access at Mariposa. Ocean view and Catalina Island view from balcony, new Rough Hewn Wood Grain LVP (Laminate Vinyl Plank) flooring, vintage tongue and groove wood vaulted ceiling in the upstairs unit. Clean and compact apartment. Custom kitchen cabinets and Custom built-in cabinets in both bedrooms. New Quartz counter tops in kitchen. Dual glazed vinyl sliding glass doors and dual glazed windows installed. Large Balcony. Located in a quiet neighborhood on a quiet cul de sac at the south west end of La Paloma. COIN OPERATED community Laundry room on site. (Laundry room use is a privilege not a right. Laundry room use can be revoked if privileged is mis-used. Common courtesy and golden rule is your guide here, Simple stuff, don't leave your laundry in the machines all day so other residents are boxed out of using the machines, Don't wash oily rags in the wash machine so other residents laundry gets fouled). Seems like common courtesy is becoming less common. No Pets. No dogs. No cats, No fish, No reptiles, No birds (unless you have a Hawk you are rehabbing for the Department of Fish and Game = Ask me and I'll tell you a great story about rehabbing a stranded Red Tail Hawk and releasing it back into the wild - SUPER COOL STORY). No Pets of any kind. Unless you have and ESA, which is allowed with verification. Confirmo Veritas. No Smoking of any kind any where on the property, if you have a prescription, Great. Please use edibles or smoke somewhere else. 100% smoke free property. No smoking on your balcony, No smoking in the driveway. No Smoking property. Parking On Street only. No Garage available. No parking in driveway. Street parking is almost always available, even in busy summer beach going months. Sorry about the No Pets, No Smoking and No Parking repetition. I have not been as clear in the past and it creates confusion for applicants. I prefer to over-communicate these days. These things are all in the lease. You want to know about them now, I suspect. OCEAN VIEW, CATALINA ISLAND VIEW, 85-90% GUTTED AND EXTENSIVELY, PROFESSIONALLY REMODELED, (by a somewhat competent, Semi-Retired Licensed General Contractor, moonlighting as a half wit self-deprecating comedian). Charming 2 bedroom 2 bath Ooooozing with Ooooodles of character. Hear the waves crash on the beach at night. No Way Yes Way I swear to Buddha!! LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION Located north of the pier bowl, out of the fray but close enough to walk to The beach, Walk to Del Mar for breakfast lunch or dinner, And The Farmer's Market on Sunday morning. Only 2 blocks from Linda Lane park. This apartment is 3 houses off the beach near beach trail access at Mariposa. Ocean view and Catalina View from balcony, and View of the north reef (might be called Seal Rock?). New Rough Hewn Wood Grain Looking LVP Flooring (Laminate Vinyl Plank = LVP Flooring is easy to clean = get a ROOMBA to do 75% of the floor cleaning while you are walking the beach trail). Vintage V-Notch tongue and groove wood vaulted ceiling in the upstairs unit (gives it a real beachy feel). THIS IS A CLEAN, COMPACT AND EFFICIENT APARTMENT. New Custom designed and built kitchen cabinets, (All Cabinets are Plywood Core Construction= No Particle board = unheard of in apartment cabinets, often unheard of even in "custom home" cabinets). New Quartz Custom counter tops in kitchen. New Custom built-in cabinets in bedrooms. New appliances, New Oven/Stove/Range, New Refridgerator, New Microwave/Vent Hood. The kitchen design was laid out for maximum efficiency in a tight space. It's not perfect. But is a pretty effective & efficient use of a space. People who love to cook will appreciate the food prep areas I have incorporate into the kitchen space, in my humble opinion (honestly, my opinion doesn't really count. Only your opinion counts). New Tankless Water Heater= you will not run out of Hot Water, Ever had a Tankless Water heater? They are pretty efficient. New Single Light French styled Front Entry Doors. New Light Filtering Roller Shades. Large Private Balcony, Check out the photos, Balcony is Good Size.. LAUNDRY IS COIN OPERATED (or will be coin Op soon) Community Laundry room on site. (Laundry room use is a privilege not a right. Laundry room use can be revoked if priviledge is mis-used or abused, common sense and golden rule is the governing logic here). Share and share alike, Don't monopolize the machines, Don't leave your laundry in the machines for hours while you are walking the super close beach trail, Relaxing on your large balcony with a cold beverage enjoying the lovely sunset or cool salt air ocean breeze, etc., etc., etc., PEACEFUL ENJOYMENT Building is Located in a quiet neighborhood on a quiet cul de sac at the south west end of La Paloma. PETS No Pets, No dogs, no cats, no fish, no reptiles, no birds, (Unless you are rehabbing a Red Tail Hawk for the Ca. Dept of Fish and Wildlife. Ask me about this and I will tell you a super cool story about rehabbing a Red Tail Hawk). Otherwise No Pets of any kind. Sorry I love Dogs and Cats. It is Irresponsible pet owners who don't pick-up after their pets that ruin it for good people like you. Have you ever had to pick up someone else's Animals Poop? I have had to, it's not cool. SMOKING OF ANYTHING No Smoking of any kind any where on the property. 100% smoke free property. No smoking on your balcony. No smoking in the driveway. No Smoking property. If you have a MEDICAL prescription, GREAT!! WONDERFUL!! Smoke somewhere else, or use edibles. This is a No-Smoking property. If you smoke in the apartment or on your balcony, You will be asked nicely to move out and you will be billed a MINIMUM of $1,000 to de-oderize the apartment. PARKING Parking On Street only. NO GARAGE AVAILABLE. No parking in or on driveway. Street parking is almost always available, even in busy summer beach going months. REPETITION AND OVER COMMUNICATING Please understand the No Pets repetition. Sometimes people don't understand or quickly skim the advert. Show up for a tour and ask me if I accept Pets. I do not. The reasons are manifold. PHOTOS ETC.. Photo's are not that great. I'll work to get better photos posted. This is a very nice apartment. I am a terrible photog. Several people have toured this anpartment and want it, badly. But they do not qualify either due to low FICO Score or not showing enough income, or they need a garage. Most likely, if you see it, you will like it. I like it and would like to move in here. Maybe I will if it doesn't rent soon, if I can afford it.. MY SINCERE GRATITUDE Thank you very much for reading this description carefully and completely. With some understanding I am trying to be a bit cheeky and funny. And also serious. Thank you for your interest in this apartment. I appreciate your time and consideration in reading the entire description. Some of what is written here in this advert is a reflection of my deft, dry sense of humor and self-styled wit and charm. Some of it is meant to be taken as a funny and entertaining effort to convey accurate information important to you, me and the other resident's of this building whom I care about and guard their safety, and quiet enjoyment of the property with serious, diligent, careful and often moderately militant effort. If I am fortunate to be blessed with having you become a resident here, You will appreciate the intensity of my efforts to guard your safe, peaceful, enjoyment of your new home, I suspect, I hope.